Conference for a 2 Year Old

Awhile back we were told that we would have Parent Teacher Conferences at the kids' new school. I cracked up at the thought of a conference for a 4 year old. That seems like something for school-aged children.

Well, if the thought of doing one for a 4 year old was funny, then the thought of having one for a 2 year old was flat out HILARIOUS.

Here's the run down:

• He's able to repeat the numbers 1-10 and all of the letters of the alphabet, if someone says them first. He's also learning to say the names of the other kids.
  
• He's generally a good boy.
• He is resisting naps and diaper changes, and yelling "no" a lot.
• She wishes her "sweet Ryker would come back." (After I audibly gasped and then beat the crap out of her, she took it back.)
• He loves the other children. Sometimes he "loves the other children too hard." Apparently he tries to go hug them but ends up tackling and laying on top of them.

So there we go. I can only hope these bullets are different at his high school conferences.