Thursday, February 25, 2010

You Know You're a Parent When...

1. You have woken up with Spiderman stickers in your hair.
2. You have yelled "Backpack!" at the TV.
3. You have pulled an action figure out of your shoe.
4. You know all the words to She'll Be Comin' Round the Mountain.
5. Half of your dishes could be thrown against the wall and be no worse for the wear.
6. You've had to peel stickers off of your floors.
7. You've had to Windex fingerprints off the part of your mirrors that is 6 inches off of the ground.
8. You know what Spaghetti-Os smell like.
9. You know who lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea.
10. Your office walls are covered in drawings of octopuses.

2 comments:

Jamie said...

Update:

Chuck informed me last night that he had been wearing a sticker on his back all day at work. The sticker came from a collection Jackson had that were supposed to be used on calendars, to note various types of appointments one might have. The one stuck to Chuck all day? "Grooming Appointment"

Bethk said...

Hahahaha!!!