1) People aren't nearly as surprised to have you deliver champagne to their doors as you might anticipate.
2) If you overrun an address, you're likely to end up driving straight onto a golf course.
3) Finding the house is only half the battle - finding the door is the other half.
4) An iPod and TomTom can solve most any problem.
5) Your need to pee is in direct proportion to the availability of a bathroom.
6) Some people will have no time for you - some will invite you in for coffee, a coke and chocolate and want your opinion on the upcoming exhibition, their grandchildren, and Vermeer's career. You will only have opinions on two of those.
7) Some neighborhoods will confuse you and label two houses as 6501 - and they will be across the street from one another.
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