Baby Small Toes

Jack decided last week that the baby on the Swaddlers box was actually Ryker. This picture doesn't do it justice - it really DOES look like him.

Okay, you'll just have to trust me on that one.

Jack also decided to call Ryker "Baby Small Toes," which he says in a sing-songy voice to him all the time. This is especially funny because Ryker has the HUGEST hands and feet you've ever seen on a baby that size. It's a little freakish, in an ape-like-feet-that-only-a-mother-could-love sort of way. Kidding. Sort of.

Other recent Jack revelations:

Daddy goes to a place called a Drink Store and buys Momma lots of drinks, and if Jack is good in said store, he gets a very special treat called a lollipop. Drink Store = Liquor Store, in case you were wondering...He can "just 'tend" that his toothpaste is medicine. Not sure why that is so entertaining, but it is...He still doesn't need to sleep in his big boy room - "our" room is more comfortable...Bugs deserve to drown...When Momma's "belly isn't delicate anymore" she can pick him up at the zoo so he can see the animals...Pita chips and hummus are his favorites...

There are more but I'm forgetting them now. Oh well. Off to feed Baby Small Toes.