Old MacDonald:
"Old Donno had farm, Yi-Yi-YOoooooooooo. On farm he had cow. Moo moo cow farm....
Old Donno had farm. On farm he had book..." (I got sick of the usual lyrics so I inserted that one.)
You are my Sunshine:
"You are sunshine, sunshine. Happy. Away."
Row Row Row Your Boat:
"Row row row boat steam. Merry merry. DREAM!"
Jingle Bells:
"Jeendle Bells, Jeendle Bells, Jeendle wayyyyy. Oh fun...ride sleighhhhh. Ha ha ha. Hey!"
The following songs have no lyrics, just movements - and you BETTER do the movements or he gets pretty peeved:
The Hokey Pokey, Looby Loo (spelling?), 10 in the Bed, If You're Happy and You Know It
Also, not a song but worthy of being included...Jack's version of what the giant says in Jack and the Beanstalk.
Real version (for those of you who don't have a toddler in the house):
Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum
I smell the blood of an Englishman.
Be he live or be he dead
I'll grind his bones to make my bread!
(Lovely, huh?!)
Jack's version (done in a creepy, scratchy, deep voice):
Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum
I smell bud enga-mesh.
Be live be dead
Gind bones - bed.
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